Seen on a nun’s gravestone: Returned unopenedAn April Fool Day contribution by mixerman478‎Defense Attorney: Will you please state your age?Little...Old Lady: I am 86 years old.Defense Attorney: Will you tell us, in your own words, what happened the night of April 1st?Little Old Lady: There I was, sitting there in my swing on my front porch on a warm spring evening, when a young man comes creeping up on the porch and sat down beside me.Defense Attorney: Did you know him?Little Old Lady: No, but. It’s what had happened before. “Is Mom on his case about going back to school?”Suzie grinned. “Of course! He started part time at UMBC.”I snorted at that. Back before, he had spent seven years going to school part time at UMBC, and then dropped out with only 6 credits left to go, giving some bullshit statement about a conflict over the course scheduling. He simply refused to ever finish something properly. It was part of his mental problems. He just threw it all away.“How’s Mom and Dad?”Suzie. More

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