If you don’t tell me where Jennifer is, then I’m leaving without telling anyone.”Liz bites her lip and says, “I think Jens and Linus are in th... equipment room getting ready for a mission.”Damn that last phrase has me worried since perhaps the TSIFFTS also called Linus. If so my plans of getting back in Jennifer’s good graces might be torpedoed. I hightail it to the equipment room, arrive and note it’s a flurry of activity. Linus and Jennifer are gearing up all the security forces. I saunter. I said "Son, that's 3 schools this year! You'd better stop before you're banned from teaching altogether."* The cost of living has now gotten so bad that my wife is having sex with me because she can't afford batteries.* A man calls 911 and says "I think my wife is dead". The operator says, "How do you know?" The man says "The sex is about the same, but the ironing is piling up!"* I was explaining to my wife last night that when you die you get reincarnated but must come back as a different. More

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