. and I know he won’t ask for directions.”A radioactive cat has 18 half-lives.A lonely frog goes to a psychic to find out about his future. The ps...chic tells him, “You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you.”The frog is thrilled and says, “This is great! Where will I meet her? At work, at a party?”“No,” says the psychic, “in a biology class.”Two chemists, a brunette and a blonde, walk into a bar.The brunette says, “I’ll have some H2O.”The blonde. ..then she'll know," Kevin said."Don't even think about," Stephanie said sitting up. "I don't think she will go for that." Why not? She acts like she does," Kevin said."What do you mean?" Stephanie asked."Every time she comes in the bathroom when I'm getting out of the shower, she just stares at my thing," Kevin said. "I think she wants to. If you and dad can do it, why can't I do it with mom."Before Stephanie spoke she wanted to be careful that she wasn't putting a double standard out there. More

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