.Why is a woman like a condom? Because both spend more time in your wallet than on your penis.My girlfriend’s dad asked me what I do. Apparently “...our daughter” wasn’t the right answer.What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker? A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.The teacher asked Jimmy, “Why is your cat at school today, Jimmy” Jimmy replied, crying, “Because I heard my dad tell my mom ‘I’m going to eat that pussy when Jimmy goes to school today’”“Babe, is it in?”. Rachael’s phone beeped. As she read the message her face broke into a huge smile. ‘Joanne’s sold a house’. ‘Invite her for lunch tomorrow’ was my instant reply. Normally, after a house sale, Joanne would be straight round to our place for a celebratory sex session with her sister and I but this time I thought we could make her wait for something better. After an exchange of messages Joanne had agreed to my idea and would pick up her mother on the way. ‘Dress code?’ was Joanne’s final question. More

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