“What’s with the big grin, you ass?”“Oh, nothin’ Pops ….. There’s cars pulling up everywhere outside when I left. It was funny.”“Don...��t surprise me.. Popular spot being so close to the mall and all.”“Yeah, really, really popular,” he splutters down his nose, trying to suppress his laughter.“Ass,” I says, “You’re an ass.” ..…We wanders around the mall for a long while, my son seeming to drag his heels.Then my cell rings…..“All done, Mr. T. I’m just locking up. You can come back now.” . .1. Sex would smell like chocolate2. Farts would smell like roses3. Dogs would smell spring fresh4. Babies would come from vending machines5. Men would be born with a permanent erection6. All women would have the same size breasts7. There would be no cellulite8. Every food on the planet would be FAT FREE9. Men would be born with an “OFF” switch10. There would be no “Hooters”11. A man’s paycheck would be made payable to his wife12. All menstrual cycles would be replaced with a 5-8 day vacation. More

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