Every thing is bigger.” So when the waitress brought the steak the farmer said, “Excuse me, I ordered a steak not the whole cow!” Again the wait...ess said, “This is Texas every thing is bigger.” After he finished he had to go to the bathroom so he asked the waitress were it was. She told him it was down the hall first door to the left. Just as he walked through the men’s room door he fell into a deep pool and screamed, “HELP, HELP! DON’T FLUSH!”Q: What do you call a guy from West Virginia who. “Kelly, I’ll be your slave. I’ll sign the contract. The price is zero. I’ll do anything and everything you ask just don’t make me live my life without you.”Kelly went from a cruel scowl to a sadistic smile.“You love me that much? You’d give yourself away without even anything in return?”Being her possession would be everything I need in return. Slave contracts were legal as long as the person signing it was an adult of sound mind, and I’m definitely an adult if maybe a little crazy but. More

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