'you know that is not what I meant' I said. As we enjoyed the second bottle, I bent over and whispered in her ear 'do you want to take him upstairs?' ...nstead of slapping me, she looked into my eyes and said 'I love you, I would never cheat'. 'is not cheating if we agree. I want to watch you two fuck'. She blushed, and told me not to be silly.After a short time, the waiter came over. 'I am finishing my shift. Can I ask you to please close the check before I leave?' he couldn't take his eyes off. The accountant is somewhat taken aback and says, “Let’s try to rephrase that.” “The woman says, “Ok, I’m a high-end call girl.” “No, that still won’t work. Try again.” “They both think for a minute; then the woman says, “I’m an elite chicken farmer.” The accountant asks, “What does chicken farming have to do with being a prostitute?” “Well, I raised a thousand little peckers last year.” The accountant says, “Chicken Farmer it is!”This one is compliments of Pepere The haircut, (Priceless)A. More

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