He leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked 'Well dear, what was it like being eight again?'Her eyes slowly opened and her ex...ression changed to one of total realisation... 'I meant my dress size, you f****ing idiot!!!'The moral of this story: Even when a man is listening, he's still gonna get it wrongThese are compliments of MikeyHOSPITAL CHART BLOOPERSActual excerpts from hospital charts(Parenthetical thoughts are mine.)1. The patient refused autopsy. (Wouldn't. .Un sabne apne apne kapdey utarey, mom unlogo ka lund dekh ke machal uthi , kaha kitne din se tarsi hui hu .Aur utni der mai ek aadmi ne mom ke mu ke andar apna lund pel diya. Lund usne andar tak ghusa diya,Mom ke halak tak chala gaya tha lund… Mai upar se jhaak kar dekh raha tha , kuch nai kar sakta tha , bas mom ko dekh ke lag raha tha jaise koi kutiya chud rahi ho.. Dusre aadmi mom ko apne upar letne kaha aur usne mom ki gaand mai apna lund daal diya, mom cheeeekh uthi ” aaaaaaaaaahh oyiiiii. More

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