. I saw my mate Charlie this morning, he’s only got one arm bless him.I shouted - “Where you off to Charlie?”He said, “I’m off to change a l...ght bulb.”“That’s gonna be a bit awkward init?”“Not really.” he said. “I still have the receipt, you insensitive bastard.”Went out last night and got really wasted.I woke up this morning next to a fat old bird who was snoring.So, at least I got home OK.Angela Merkel arrives at Passport Control in Athens airport.“Nationality?” asks the immigration. As I rang the bell, a small black man of 40+ opened the door and said he is Praveen. He was looking like a labor. I also greeted him we went inside and sat on his dining table. We started chatting.Me: Do u stay alone here?P: YesMe: Where is ur family?P: My wife has gone to my village as some festival is there. She’ll be back next month only.Me: What do u do sir? I mean by profession.P: I am into real estate and mines biz.He was looking like a real south Indian villager, and it was difficult for. More

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