He said, “I want three flat tires, a pair of headlights and a pair of running boards.”The brand new blonde waitress, not wanting to appear stupid,...went to the kitchen and said to the cook, “This guy out there just ordered three flat tires, a pair of headlights and a pair of running boards. What does he think this place is, an auto parts store?”“No, ” the cook said. “Three flat tires ... mean three pancakes; a pair of headlights ... is two eggs sunny side up; and a pair of running boards ... are. I reached the back pew and slipped in. Looked round. Where was he? There was no sign of him and it was quite impossible that I could miss him, so out of place in the conservatively dressed congregation. By the way – don’t take my last comment as judgemental, please. Not everyone was formally dressed in suits. But though there were a few pairs of jeans, there wasn’t any ... what I would call, working dress.I must have looked pensive as I sat. My neighbour spoke quietly. “Do you need to talk to. More

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