The guy thinks for a moment and says, “I want to live forever.”“Sorry,” said the genie, “I’m not allowed to grant eternal life.”“OK, t...en, I want to die after the Democrats balance the budget and eliminate the debt.”“You crafty little bastard,” said the genie.✧ ✧ ✧Guy goes into a bar, there’s a robot bartender. The robot says, “What will you have?” The guy says, “Martini.” The robot brings back the best martini ever and says to the man, “What’s your IQ?” The guy says, “168”. The robot then. I could tell my boyfriends anything, ask them to do anything, and they wouldn't refuse me. Asking Chris to call me a slut though, or a cocksucker, or a whore, it made my heart thump in my chest thinking about it, but I would have been embarrassed. If Chris asked me why I wanted him to say those things, I didn't know if I could explain it.It was the only secret I had from him."What are you doing?" I blinked at Mark."Mmmphhh?" He looked up at me and swallowed hard. "Pancakes." He's hungry, dear.". More

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