Mexican OystersA big Texan stopped at a local restaurant following a day roaming around in Mexico.While sipping his tequila, he noticed a sizzling, sc...umptious looking platter being served at the next table.Not only did it look good, the smell was wonderful.He asked the waiter, 'What is that you just served?'The waiter replied, 'Ah senor, you have excellent taste!Those are called Cojones de Toro, bull's testicles from the bull fight this morning. A delicacy!'The cowboy said, 'What the heck,. ‘Not at all, I think it is a great idea and something I would like to do before I die. It’s just that now is a bad time. Also riding along behind in a van is my idea of a shit job.’ ‘Then by God I’ll build you a bike and you can ride along as part of the adventure.’ ‘That would defeat the purpose dad.’ Ted was beginning to piss me off. ‘Oh hell Ted, I could call the paramedics on my cell phone or your dad can call them on his, if I’m the one who goes down. As for breakdowns, I have a feeling. More

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